Needless to say, there was an influx of somewhat-chubby (I'm being nice here) girls wearing shirts and dresses with back cutouts paired with ripped stockings and those out of style, overworn Steve Madden's excuse of combat boots... or Chucks. Now, do I need to see your back fat? Your horrible tan from wearing a one-piece all summer? No thanks, sweetie. I'd rather you put a brush through your hair, but since you probably can't see how haneous you look from behind, how could anyone else, right!?
As these
And just wait till you hear the names..
Astrid. Sage. Esther. Monet. MONET? Is that some nickname you made up while making your "Future Board" with your mother drinking Pinot spiked with benzos? You'll never be a famous artist, sweetie, nobody likes your creations of cardboard glued on cardboard. Haven't you seen Gallery Girls? Your shit isn't even worth at End of Century, and those girls sell fucking wood frames and call it art.
I mean, it's only the first day, I shouldn't be freaking out. But still I find myself picking up (multiple) applications in the study abroad office because A) it's my senior year and I'm over this cracked out costume party we call The New School and B) I can study in Amsterdam so really is it a quesiton? New York City is the best place in the world, FACT, but the truth remains-- New School is a combination of hipsters, wannabe hipsters, rich/clueless chode looking Jewish girls from Jersey, and asylum escapees.